George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids & hopefully gain some good PR.
After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand & George asks his name.
"Stanley,", responds the little boy.
"And what is your question Stanley?" replies the President.
"Actually, I have 4:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why don't half of all Americans have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess & Bush informs the children they will continue after break.
When they resume, George says "OK, where were we? Ah, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks his name.
"Johnnie" he responds.
"And what is your question Johnnie?" replies the President.
"Actually sir, I have 6 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why don't half of all Americans have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the F**K happened to Stanley?!"
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