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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
- Specificity
- Anti-constitutionality
- Passive-aggressive disorder
- Trans substantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
- No thanks, I'm married.
- Nope, no more booze for me!
- Sorry, but you're not really my type.
- Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
- Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
- Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
- I'm not interested in fighting you.
- Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.I'd hate to look like a fool!
- Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
- I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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Hell I couldn't say those sober, there must not be enough blood in my alcohol system.
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