Why did the ...?

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide

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Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the udder side !

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Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken !

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?
He wanted to lay it on the line !

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Why did the hen cross the street?
To see a man lay bricks.

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1 comment:

  1. Not up to your usual standard!

    Wendy.

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