Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts
Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide
Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the udder side !
Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken !
Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?
He wanted to lay it on the line !
Why did the hen cross the street?
To see a man lay bricks.
And finally ... Why did the bacteria cross the road?
Not up to your usual standard!
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