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Its a bad angle and thus makes it difficult to actually see who the winner is - I think it is by a nose though
ReplyDeleteI used to take my girlfriends to watch the Submarine races...I told them that we should make out in the back of the car while we waited for the race to start...
ReplyDeleteYes indeed. A terrible shot I say. It almost looks like it could be a tie.
ReplyDeletemust be a joke
ReplyDeleteNO WAY a joke ! holy crap ! ladies and gentlemen, we have a genius on our hands.
ReplyDeletewait,I think there's something wrong with this one...
ReplyDeletenope, a fair game
"Its a bad angle and thus makes it difficult to actually see who the winner is" --- > This guy/gal is funny :D
ReplyDeleteOMG how can you see who is winning , the submarines are under water =)) IT is a JOKE :)))pretty good one even :P at least I think so
it's obviously a penis joke
ReplyDeleteObviously. So is that one beatles song....?
ReplyDeletethis is bullshit. how can you go from gold medal to bronze? why is there no representative for 2nd place?
ReplyDeleteLooks like the angle of the camera is quite poor; its hard to make out who REALLY won...
ReplyDeletePhotoshopped.
ReplyDeleteit was clearly photoshopped...u can tell because of the pixels! * =D
ReplyDeleteI won.
ReplyDeleteI just lost the game. thanks a lot person above me.
ReplyDeleteFrick! way to make me lose to!
ReplyDeleteanyway, next time use a different picture, its obvious ur tryin to pass the same sub off as both third and first!
lost the game
ReplyDeleteWTF
ReplyDeleteshopped!
ReplyDeleteOMGWTFFAKE!
ReplyDeletegold final is two subs racing for first....loser gets silver. Then the bronze race is for 3rd or 4th. both of those looked pretty close.
ReplyDeleteFIRST!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteand Totally shopped the shadows all wrong
ReplyDeleteI came....in second place.
ReplyDeleteSHut up idiots. This is obviously a JOKE website and fyi its not possible to see a submarine because it's under water??€ LOL
ReplyDeleteobvious troll is obvious
Deleteobviously this was photo shopped. Anyone can see that whoever got the Bronze medal...really came in first.
ReplyDeleteThis is wonderful stuff.
ReplyDeleteThe pics of the race are made with true craftsmanship: composition, timing, saturation etc.
But the true value of this posting must be the astounding comments it spawned.
Thanx a gazillion for this great item.
I want to see pictures of the submarine jousting championship next.
ReplyDeleteShoop
ReplyDeleteobviously photoshopped..ive seen many like this..the shadows are all wrong and i see a few pixels
ReplyDeletemy sailing boat used to be there, who stole it?
ReplyDeletedamn, I'm gonna call the cops...
my sailing boat used to be there, who stole it?
ReplyDeleteDamn, I'm gonna call the cops.
God, how long will this whole "PHOTOSHOPPEDED!!111one" fad go on for?
ReplyDeleteIts and Obama-Miracle! It will save us all! Painlessly! Spend! spend! spend!
ReplyDeleteamazing!
ReplyDeletei love daan zondeland...
ReplyDeleteYea I was going to say. I think this may be photoshopped. The blur tool has obviously been used in excess.
ReplyDeleteThe second place winner was eaten by a shark obviously
ReplyDeleteFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
ReplyDeleteThank you, Al Gore, for this wonderful invention....
ReplyDeletefor bronze im gonna go with the sub on the top, but for gold im gonna say its the bottom one
ReplyDeletethanks for making me lose guys.
ReplyDeletei should take a girl to the races and do that. thanks dude who said this
"I used to take my girlfriends to watch the Submarine races...I told them that we should make out in the back of the car while we waited for the race to start..."
Photoshopped.
ReplyDeleteI came in fourth... that way I don't have to provide proof.
ReplyDeleteHah! I lost, and everyone I chatted with lost too. Hah!
ReplyDeleteAwesome, I just lost the game.
ReplyDeleteYou assholes made me lose the game.
ReplyDeleteFIRST!!
ReplyDeleteTo the genius that said this must be a joke, you realize you're on a blog called My Joke Site. I hope you do not procreate... Ever.
ReplyDeletePhotoshopped.
ReplyDeleteman-bear-pig? i didn't know he was allowed back into the sub races after the mishap in '05...
ReplyDeletethe winner of this race is gay
ReplyDeletei see it!
ReplyDeleteits pretty obvious.
Terrible joke. Boo to whoever thought it was good enough to add to stumble.
ReplyDeletePhotoshopped! I can see the pixels.
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding - actual photo documentation of a known bet seldom recorded event ! Priceless.
ReplyDelete"OMG how can you see who is winning , the submarines are under water =)) IT is a JOKE :)))pretty good one even :P at least I think so"
ReplyDeleteI can clearly tell from your comment and writing style that you are a woman.
Brilliant observation Holmes
Deletefake
ReplyDeleteThis is so obviously photoshopped... the shadows are all wrong! It's obvious that the bronze-medal submarine was angled so that it looks like it hasn't crossed the finish line, but it already has!
ReplyDeleteshopped. they are obviously cars racing in the water and you just pasted submarines over them.
ReplyDeletesecond place is not represented because the officials were soon informed it was actually a whale
ReplyDeleteif you look hard, you can see its head in the bottom left corner of the picture of the first place winner!
This is obviously a joke as the next submarine races aren't until February 2, 2009. So, unless the races are rigged and the winners a foregone conclusion.....this must be shopped.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletethis is bullshit. how can you go from gold medal to bronze? why is there no representative for 2nd place?"
Ummm, maybe cos the person who lost the race for gold medal came in with silver?? Duh.
My sub would have won but we got attacked by a college zombie and there was no one around with a Nerf Gun to save us --- arg --- brains .......
ReplyDeleteI think that the comments about the photos might actually be more entertaining than the entire race itself.
ReplyDeleteI remember going to the submarine races at Meadow Lake in Enid Oklahoma when I was a girl in highschool. Fun times
ReplyDeleteThis isn't funny at all. The only thing worse is the people who think they are funny in the comments. Absolutely retarded.
ReplyDeletephotoshopped. the shadows are all wrong.
ReplyDeletei was looking for nemo
ReplyDeleteLame you actually have to have a dumb reason to make out with chicks.....Just say "hey baby let's make out"
ReplyDeleteSubmarine? IT'S THE RUSSIANS!
ReplyDeleteFuckfuckfuck, fire ze missilez!
Oh My God!! are those non regulation propellors in the first shot!? the cheating bastards
ReplyDeleteYou know, if you adjust the contrast on your monitor all the way down, and turn the brightness all the way up, you can actually see them quite well. It clears the glare off the water surface. This only works on LCD screens though. Good luck! :)
ReplyDeletethe race was obviouly fixed.. its clear someone sabotaged the 2nd place sub
ReplyDeletewell now i lost too, its been so long =(
ReplyDeleteI love zippy th' pinhead
ReplyDeletefuck...I lost the game as well...bahhh.
ReplyDeleteNo no no! You can clearly see the dolphins pushing the gold medal contestant across the finish line first! Cheater!
ReplyDeletehaha, this made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteand the comments were pretty hilarious too,
up until i frikin lost the game.
thankkkksss.
Pah, a fake! You can see where the clone-tool has been used behind the "gold" medallist to make it look like they won!
ReplyDeleteOh btw, the song Hot Shot City is particularly good.
I saw who won....then I jizzed in my pantssss
ReplyDeletedang, because I had to read all of the comments, I just lost the game
ReplyDeletedude these comments just made me lol all over my keyboard.
ReplyDeletethis is clearly photoshoped. the German UC-1 class didn't have a propeller like that.
ReplyDeletefuck.
ReplyDeletei just lost the game.
& i grew up on a lake & my grandfather told me for years that there were submarine races going on all the time & if i looked hard enough i could see them. i believed him for years and would stare at the lake.
...then again, he also told me i couldn't go to the beach at night because moose would frolick. not really a reliable source of information, i suppose.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say both pictures are the same but I could be wrong
ReplyDeleteSteroids! The One that got gold Is on Steroids!
ReplyDeletei think this photo really captures the essence of what submarine racing is all about. full of excitement and drama.
ReplyDeleteI saw this one live. it was quite crazy.. by the way, Silver was disqualified a week after because they discovered the crew was all on steroids..
ReplyDeleteI lost £500 on that race and then a stumble on this, salt in the wounds or what :(
ReplyDeleteLast time i bet on that crap its all rigged
holy hell anyone else see the four ninjas hiding in this photo =0
ReplyDeletegrande la rimonta a metà percorso..
ReplyDeleteWhere is the checkered flag?
ReplyDeleteis this from the 2004 World Championships ? Tommy Mackerson won this race, but due to a failed drugs test had to publically hand over his trophy to his nemesis Henry Von Middleton, its a shame really, submarine racing has never been the same again and never will !!
ReplyDeleteWheres EFG when you need him, this is his field of expertise.
ReplyDeleteSilver medal was disqualified for a restricter (restrictor?) plate violation.
ReplyDeleteYep, photoshopped..
ReplyDeletethis is what my mom used to tell my gramma she was going to when she was going to park up... way a long time ago in the 1970s! old joke, folks.
ReplyDeletefuck!
ReplyDeleteThis image is totally shopped, if you look in the upper left quadrant you can totally tell from the crappy pixilation. for sure. any noob could tell.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA!!! i found a booger
ReplyDeleteWTF??
i accidentally the whole submarine race.
ReplyDeleteHey Look MOM. I have A Camera, A Computer AND the Internet. At Last, I can prove to the Whole World I AM YOUR IDIOT CHILD.
ReplyDeleteG.W. BUSH
i guess 2nd place blew up >_>
ReplyDeleteJesus, these comments are the funny part.
ReplyDeletewhere are the submarines, what a horrible shot..
ReplyDeleteThe submarines are there - just use a polarizing filter to see them!
ReplyDeleteI just lost the game like 3 times._.
ReplyDelete"I just lost the game. thanks a lot person above me."
ReplyDeleteThanks, I just lost too. Oh and I love the angle! You can tell exactly who won! It's the commies by a mile!
Excellent photos - really captures the excitement of the sport - it won't be long before this replaces darts on the BBC. This was a close one if I remember and the only reason the Yanks had to settle for silver was because they dragged a French trawler for the last 120miles. I respect your decision not to show the silver place in memory of those fisherman and their families.
ReplyDeleteI like the paint job on the bronze medalist's sub.
ReplyDeleteYou Know what they say .... 100 sailors go out on a sub to race and 50 couples come back
ReplyDeleteThis is for the idiots out there that always say "Photoshopped".
ReplyDeleteNO WAYY!!! Those are totally photoshopped subs! Don't be idiots guys. You don't know anything because I use photoshop to make older girls look younger because I want to be a freak the rest of my life.
There you have it. Everyone who says everything is photoshopped likes looking at little kids. Effin Pedophiles...Just keep in mind that the next time you come across some idiot that says "It's photoshopped",be sure to call him a pedophile and to get laid. It could be their only chance to break the kiddie porn.
They really need to allow for booth reviews of these decisions. As you can tell, I was first by 10-11 inches. Silver medals suck.
ReplyDeleteWhat game? Huh? WTF? I thought this was a porn site....
ReplyDeleteits obvious who won. that wasn't a tie.
ReplyDeleteFIRST!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is nothing compared to the ninja race
ReplyDeleteThese guys are almost as good at hiding as Anne Frank!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure its obvious that the winner was using illegal steroids
ReplyDeleteI demand a re-race!
ReplyDeleteThe shit just hit the fan, googles gonna kill us all.
ReplyDeleteWe're FUCKED!
I lost the game. :(
ReplyDeletesubmarinesw look like penises. qhats the plural for penis is it peni?
ReplyDeletei just lost the game, way to go people
ReplyDeleteman they are both the same photo so gay
ReplyDeleteThe judges made a fair decision.......the winner won. He had some skills....
ReplyDeleteThat submarine has six fingers. Obviously photoshopped.
ReplyDeleteSubmarine? IT'S THE RUSSIANS!
ReplyDeleteFuckfuckfuck, fire ze missilez!
But I'm le tired....
people have no lives if they have to complain about something so simply ment to be a JOKE :|
ReplyDeleteomg, those were a lot of comments:) nice picture nevertheless
ReplyDeletethat looks totally shopped
ReplyDeleteJust a hint to all the rookies to submarine races out there, it is much easier to see them late at night, say around midnightish...
ReplyDeletegreat stuff
ReplyDeletenoooo! i lost the game!
ReplyDeleteYou really can't beat a good submarine race.
ReplyDeleteTo all of those pointing out its a joke: STFU. We know.
ReplyDeleteGreat pic you can totally see who the clear winner is.
wait where are the subs?
ReplyDeleteFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThese finishes were much harder to call before the invention of high-speed cameras like this one that now are capable of shooting several million frames per second.
ReplyDeletebumsex
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of comments on such a crappily photoshopped submarine race photo finish without a silver medal.
ReplyDeleteshopped beyond all recognition
ReplyDeleteHey wait a minute, both pictures are exactly the same, just look at the waves. Those shots were rigged as was the race. I'm never betting on that sub again.
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE this race was fixed, I just read an article about it. It turns out the gold medal sub was using illegal propellers. WHAT A BUNCH OF NEWBS!
ReplyDeletestumbled
ReplyDeletefumbled
ReplyDeleteAND THE BEATLES EDGE OUT U-571 AND RED OCTOBER BY A PORTHOLE!
ReplyDeleteBest yet, Garrett.
ReplyDeleteTry this ...
are you serious? It says my joke site at the top?! STUPID I TELL YOU! America has really gone downhill from here on...
ReplyDeleteONE-HUNDRED-FIFTY-SECOND!!!
ReplyDelete...HEY WHATS THE PRIZE...?!?!?...
ReplyDelete...CAPTAIN...
...CAPTAIN...?!...
i dont get it
ReplyDeletesecond place was actually Micheal Phelps wearing a submarine suit, obviously since he is human they had to disqualify him...
ReplyDeleteNah, Phelps was disqualified for bong usage before the competition.
ReplyDeletei just masturbated while reading all these comments and had a quite powerful orgasm.
ReplyDeletePeople are retarded
ReplyDeletethere the exact same picture just look at the waves.
ReplyDeleteI never knew that Ferrari had an entry in the sub races. Is that what Schumaker did on his days off?
ReplyDeletephotoshopped, i can tell by the pixels
ReplyDeleteanyone who doesnt know this is a joke is a dumbass. the web site is my joke site.com
ReplyDeleteworst joke ever
ReplyDeleteanthropologists wet dream for the quotes, fantastic
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I Stumble'd the picture... or the comments -.-
ReplyDeleteIt's obviously a penis joke guys. I don't know what you're talking about with this submarine underwater stuff. Submarine races don't exists pal
ReplyDeleteHold on... those are the same pictures
ReplyDeletefake
ReplyDeletenope, its legit, the second place photo was redacted for security reasons.
ReplyDelete