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170 comments:

  1. Its a bad angle and thus makes it difficult to actually see who the winner is - I think it is by a nose though

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  2. I used to take my girlfriends to watch the Submarine races...I told them that we should make out in the back of the car while we waited for the race to start...

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  3. Yes indeed. A terrible shot I say. It almost looks like it could be a tie.

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  4. NO WAY a joke ! holy crap ! ladies and gentlemen, we have a genius on our hands.

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  5. wait,I think there's something wrong with this one...
    nope, a fair game

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  6. "Its a bad angle and thus makes it difficult to actually see who the winner is" --- > This guy/gal is funny :D

    OMG how can you see who is winning , the submarines are under water =)) IT is a JOKE :)))pretty good one even :P at least I think so

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  7. it's obviously a penis joke

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  8. Obviously. So is that one beatles song....?

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  9. this is bullshit. how can you go from gold medal to bronze? why is there no representative for 2nd place?

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  10. Looks like the angle of the camera is quite poor; its hard to make out who REALLY won...

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  11. it was clearly photoshopped...u can tell because of the pixels! * =D

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  12. I just lost the game. thanks a lot person above me.

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  13. Frick! way to make me lose to!

    anyway, next time use a different picture, its obvious ur tryin to pass the same sub off as both third and first!

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  14. gold final is two subs racing for first....loser gets silver. Then the bronze race is for 3rd or 4th. both of those looked pretty close.

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  15. and Totally shopped the shadows all wrong

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  16. I came....in second place.

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  17. SHut up idiots. This is obviously a JOKE website and fyi its not possible to see a submarine because it's under water??€ LOL

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  18. obviously this was photo shopped. Anyone can see that whoever got the Bronze medal...really came in first.

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  19. This is wonderful stuff.
    The pics of the race are made with true craftsmanship: composition, timing, saturation etc.
    But the true value of this posting must be the astounding comments it spawned.
    Thanx a gazillion for this great item.

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  20. I want to see pictures of the submarine jousting championship next.

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  21. obviously photoshopped..ive seen many like this..the shadows are all wrong and i see a few pixels

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  22. my sailing boat used to be there, who stole it?

    damn, I'm gonna call the cops...

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  23. my sailing boat used to be there, who stole it?

    Damn, I'm gonna call the cops.

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  24. God, how long will this whole "PHOTOSHOPPEDED!!111one" fad go on for?

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  25. Its and Obama-Miracle! It will save us all! Painlessly! Spend! spend! spend!

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  26. i love daan zondeland...

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  27. Yea I was going to say. I think this may be photoshopped. The blur tool has obviously been used in excess.

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  28. The second place winner was eaten by a shark obviously

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  29. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

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  30. Thank you, Al Gore, for this wonderful invention....

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  31. for bronze im gonna go with the sub on the top, but for gold im gonna say its the bottom one

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  32. thanks for making me lose guys.

    i should take a girl to the races and do that. thanks dude who said this
    "I used to take my girlfriends to watch the Submarine races...I told them that we should make out in the back of the car while we waited for the race to start..."

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  33. I came in fourth... that way I don't have to provide proof.

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  34. Hah! I lost, and everyone I chatted with lost too. Hah!

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  35. Awesome, I just lost the game.

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  36. You assholes made me lose the game.

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  37. To the genius that said this must be a joke, you realize you're on a blog called My Joke Site. I hope you do not procreate... Ever.

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  38. man-bear-pig? i didn't know he was allowed back into the sub races after the mishap in '05...

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  39. the winner of this race is gay

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  40. i see it!
    its pretty obvious.

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  41. Terrible joke. Boo to whoever thought it was good enough to add to stumble.

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  42. Photoshopped! I can see the pixels.

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  43. Are you kidding - actual photo documentation of a known bet seldom recorded event ! Priceless.

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  44. "OMG how can you see who is winning , the submarines are under water =)) IT is a JOKE :)))pretty good one even :P at least I think so"

    I can clearly tell from your comment and writing style that you are a woman.

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  45. This is so obviously photoshopped... the shadows are all wrong! It's obvious that the bronze-medal submarine was angled so that it looks like it hasn't crossed the finish line, but it already has!

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  46. shopped. they are obviously cars racing in the water and you just pasted submarines over them.

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  47. second place is not represented because the officials were soon informed it was actually a whale
    if you look hard, you can see its head in the bottom left corner of the picture of the first place winner!

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  48. This is obviously a joke as the next submarine races aren't until February 2, 2009. So, unless the races are rigged and the winners a foregone conclusion.....this must be shopped.

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  49. "Anonymous said...

    this is bullshit. how can you go from gold medal to bronze? why is there no representative for 2nd place?"

    Ummm, maybe cos the person who lost the race for gold medal came in with silver?? Duh.

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  50. My sub would have won but we got attacked by a college zombie and there was no one around with a Nerf Gun to save us --- arg --- brains .......

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  51. I think that the comments about the photos might actually be more entertaining than the entire race itself.

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  52. I remember going to the submarine races at Meadow Lake in Enid Oklahoma when I was a girl in highschool. Fun times

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  53. This isn't funny at all. The only thing worse is the people who think they are funny in the comments. Absolutely retarded.

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  54. photoshopped. the shadows are all wrong.

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  55. i was looking for nemo

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  56. Lame you actually have to have a dumb reason to make out with chicks.....Just say "hey baby let's make out"

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  57. Submarine? IT'S THE RUSSIANS!

    Fuckfuckfuck, fire ze missilez!

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  58. Oh My God!! are those non regulation propellors in the first shot!? the cheating bastards

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  59. You know, if you adjust the contrast on your monitor all the way down, and turn the brightness all the way up, you can actually see them quite well. It clears the glare off the water surface. This only works on LCD screens though. Good luck! :)

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  60. the race was obviouly fixed.. its clear someone sabotaged the 2nd place sub

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  61. well now i lost too, its been so long =(

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  62. I love zippy th' pinhead

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  63. fuck...I lost the game as well...bahhh.

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  64. No no no! You can clearly see the dolphins pushing the gold medal contestant across the finish line first! Cheater!

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  65. haha, this made me laugh.
    and the comments were pretty hilarious too,
    up until i frikin lost the game.
    thankkkksss.

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  66. Pah, a fake! You can see where the clone-tool has been used behind the "gold" medallist to make it look like they won!

    Oh btw, the song Hot Shot City is particularly good.

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  67. I saw who won....then I jizzed in my pantssss

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  68. dang, because I had to read all of the comments, I just lost the game

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  69. dude these comments just made me lol all over my keyboard.

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  70. this is clearly photoshoped. the German UC-1 class didn't have a propeller like that.

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  71. fuck.

    i just lost the game.

    & i grew up on a lake & my grandfather told me for years that there were submarine races going on all the time & if i looked hard enough i could see them. i believed him for years and would stare at the lake.

    ...then again, he also told me i couldn't go to the beach at night because moose would frolick. not really a reliable source of information, i suppose.

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  72. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say both pictures are the same but I could be wrong

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  73. Steroids! The One that got gold Is on Steroids!

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  74. i think this photo really captures the essence of what submarine racing is all about. full of excitement and drama.

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  75. I saw this one live. it was quite crazy.. by the way, Silver was disqualified a week after because they discovered the crew was all on steroids..

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  76. I lost £500 on that race and then a stumble on this, salt in the wounds or what :(
    Last time i bet on that crap its all rigged

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  77. holy hell anyone else see the four ninjas hiding in this photo =0

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  78. grande la rimonta a metà percorso..

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  79. Where is the checkered flag?

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  80. is this from the 2004 World Championships ? Tommy Mackerson won this race, but due to a failed drugs test had to publically hand over his trophy to his nemesis Henry Von Middleton, its a shame really, submarine racing has never been the same again and never will !!

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  81. Wheres EFG when you need him, this is his field of expertise.

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  82. Silver medal was disqualified for a restricter (restrictor?) plate violation.

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  83. this is what my mom used to tell my gramma she was going to when she was going to park up... way a long time ago in the 1970s! old joke, folks.

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  84. This image is totally shopped, if you look in the upper left quadrant you can totally tell from the crappy pixilation. for sure. any noob could tell.

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  85. HAHAHAHA!!! i found a booger
    WTF??

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  86. i accidentally the whole submarine race.

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  87. Hey Look MOM. I have A Camera, A Computer AND the Internet. At Last, I can prove to the Whole World I AM YOUR IDIOT CHILD.

    G.W. BUSH

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  88. i guess 2nd place blew up >_>

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  89. Jesus, these comments are the funny part.

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  90. where are the submarines, what a horrible shot..

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  91. The submarines are there - just use a polarizing filter to see them!

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  92. I just lost the game like 3 times._.

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  93. "I just lost the game. thanks a lot person above me."

    Thanks, I just lost too. Oh and I love the angle! You can tell exactly who won! It's the commies by a mile!

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  94. Excellent photos - really captures the excitement of the sport - it won't be long before this replaces darts on the BBC. This was a close one if I remember and the only reason the Yanks had to settle for silver was because they dragged a French trawler for the last 120miles. I respect your decision not to show the silver place in memory of those fisherman and their families.

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  95. I like the paint job on the bronze medalist's sub.

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  96. You Know what they say .... 100 sailors go out on a sub to race and 50 couples come back

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  97. Not a pedophile. =)February 9, 2009 at 3:31 AM

    This is for the idiots out there that always say "Photoshopped".


    NO WAYY!!! Those are totally photoshopped subs! Don't be idiots guys. You don't know anything because I use photoshop to make older girls look younger because I want to be a freak the rest of my life.


    There you have it. Everyone who says everything is photoshopped likes looking at little kids. Effin Pedophiles...Just keep in mind that the next time you come across some idiot that says "It's photoshopped",be sure to call him a pedophile and to get laid. It could be their only chance to break the kiddie porn.

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  98. They really need to allow for booth reviews of these decisions. As you can tell, I was first by 10-11 inches. Silver medals suck.

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  99. What game? Huh? WTF? I thought this was a porn site....

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  100. its obvious who won. that wasn't a tie.

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  101. This is nothing compared to the ninja race

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  102. These guys are almost as good at hiding as Anne Frank!

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  103. I'm pretty sure its obvious that the winner was using illegal steroids

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  104. I demand a re-race!

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  105. The shit just hit the fan, googles gonna kill us all.

    We're FUCKED!

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  106. I lost the game. :(

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  107. submarinesw look like penises. qhats the plural for penis is it peni?

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  108. i just lost the game, way to go people

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  109. man they are both the same photo so gay

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  110. The judges made a fair decision.......the winner won. He had some skills....

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  111. That submarine has six fingers. Obviously photoshopped.

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  112. Submarine? IT'S THE RUSSIANS!

    Fuckfuckfuck, fire ze missilez!



    But I'm le tired....

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  113. people have no lives if they have to complain about something so simply ment to be a JOKE :|

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  114. omg, those were a lot of comments:) nice picture nevertheless

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  115. that looks totally shopped

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  116. Just a hint to all the rookies to submarine races out there, it is much easier to see them late at night, say around midnightish...

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  117. noooo! i lost the game!

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  118. You really can't beat a good submarine race.

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  119. To all of those pointing out its a joke: STFU. We know.

    Great pic you can totally see who the clear winner is.

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  120. wait where are the subs?

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  122. These finishes were much harder to call before the invention of high-speed cameras like this one that now are capable of shooting several million frames per second.

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  123. There are a lot of comments on such a crappily photoshopped submarine race photo finish without a silver medal.

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  124. shopped beyond all recognition

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  125. Hey wait a minute, both pictures are exactly the same, just look at the waves. Those shots were rigged as was the race. I'm never betting on that sub again.

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  126. EVERYONE this race was fixed, I just read an article about it. It turns out the gold medal sub was using illegal propellers. WHAT A BUNCH OF NEWBS!

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  127. AND THE BEATLES EDGE OUT U-571 AND RED OCTOBER BY A PORTHOLE!

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  128. are you serious? It says my joke site at the top?! STUPID I TELL YOU! America has really gone downhill from here on...

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  129. ONE-HUNDRED-FIFTY-SECOND!!!

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  130. ...HEY WHATS THE PRIZE...?!?!?...
    ...CAPTAIN...
    ...CAPTAIN...?!...

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  131. second place was actually Micheal Phelps wearing a submarine suit, obviously since he is human they had to disqualify him...

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  132. Nah, Phelps was disqualified for bong usage before the competition.

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  133. i just masturbated while reading all these comments and had a quite powerful orgasm.

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  134. People are retarded

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  135. there the exact same picture just look at the waves.

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  136. I never knew that Ferrari had an entry in the sub races. Is that what Schumaker did on his days off?

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  137. photoshopped, i can tell by the pixels

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  138. anyone who doesnt know this is a joke is a dumbass. the web site is my joke site.com

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  139. anthropologists wet dream for the quotes, fantastic

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  140. Not sure if I Stumble'd the picture... or the comments -.-

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  141. It's obviously a penis joke guys. I don't know what you're talking about with this submarine underwater stuff. Submarine races don't exists pal

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  142. Hold on... those are the same pictures

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  143. nope, its legit, the second place photo was redacted for security reasons.

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