Careful what you wish for...

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:

"Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. 

“Now i have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?  They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

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17 comments:

  1. To be quite honest, she held her end of the bargain up pretty well. After all, she only aged 40 years after 44 years of marriage. Thats impressive.

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    1. Unless he isnt sleeping with his wife O.o

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  2. lol i noticed tht to

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  3. I fear she is working for the CIA

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  4. oh damn i lol'd

    anon ftw

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  5. Yeah... she must be a witch... otherwise the math just doesn't work.

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  6. if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's a witch!

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  7. Very good, we shall use my largest scales!

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  8. larder scales.....

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  9. She turned me into a newt

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  10. ....I got better.

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  11. Her logic is impeccable... Have you made sure to check her sex recently?

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  12. She's not holding up her end? WTF...did he stop aging?

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