After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:
"Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
“Now i have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
To be quite honest, she held her end of the bargain up pretty well. After all, she only aged 40 years after 44 years of marriage. Thats impressive.
ReplyDeleteUnless he isnt sleeping with his wife O.o
DeleteGood catch!
Deletelol i noticed tht to
ReplyDeleteI fear she is working for the CIA
ReplyDeleteoh damn i lol'd
ReplyDeleteanon ftw
Yeah... she must be a witch... otherwise the math just doesn't work.
ReplyDelete8=====D
ReplyDeleteif she weighs the same as a duck, then she's a witch!
ReplyDeleteVery good, we shall use my largest scales!
ReplyDeletelarder scales.....
ReplyDeleteShe turned me into a newt
ReplyDeletea newt?
ReplyDelete....I got better.
ReplyDeleteHer logic is impeccable... Have you made sure to check her sex recently?
ReplyDeleteShe's not holding up her end? WTF...did he stop aging?
ReplyDeleteNice!!!! :-)
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