Boom Boom Jokes

Why did the dolphin kill himself?

He had no porpoise in his life!

A horse enters a bar and walks over to the bartender, the bartender looks at the horse and says,

hey buddy, why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey."

The horse says "Sure."

Where do you find a legless turtle?

Right where you left him!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

A white horse trotted into a pub and asked for a whisky. The barman said "Certainly Sir, which one would you like? We've got Bell's, Teachers', Famous Grouse and we've even got one named after you."

"What, Eric?" said the white horse.

Two elephants jumped off a cliff.......


What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

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