Prince Philip - The 'Best Of'

"I am truly fed up with the opening and closing ceremonies. They are a pain in the neck." He added that he hoped to do "as little as possible" during the London Olympics in 2012.

"Do you still throw spears at each other?" To Aboriginal tribal leaders in Cairns.

"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." On the 1981 recession.

"If you stay here any longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed." To British students in China in 1986.

"It looks as though it was put together by an Indian." About a fusebox in an Edinburgh factory.

"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them to pass the test." To a driving instructor in Scotland.

"You are a women, aren't you?" To a gift-bearing native in Kenya in 1984.

"The bastards murdered half my family." On Russians in 1967.

"If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she is not interested." On Princess Anne's love of horses.

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