A beautiful woman went to see a gynaecologist

A  beautiful woman went to see a gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at  the stunning woman and all his professionalism went out of the  window.

He  told her to get undressed.

After  she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he  asked her, 'Do  you know what I am doing?'

'Yes,'  she replied, 'You are checking for abrasions or dermatological  abnormalities.'

'That's  right,' said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her  breasts. 'Do  you know what I am doing now?' he asked.

'Yes,'  she said, 'You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast  cancer.'

'Correct,'  replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his patient and started  having sexual intercourse with her. He  asked, 'Do you know what I am doing  now?'

'Yes,'  she said, 'You're getting the Clap, which is why I came here in the  first place.'

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