Learning to swear

A 7 year old & a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
started swearing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to
swear first, then you swear after me, ok?"

"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he
wants for breakfast.

"Oh shit mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor,
got up, & ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old & asked with a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be fucking Coco Pops!"

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