Crabs from the Big Easy

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs  and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took  the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for  them staying frozen, mentioned in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out..

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to  announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the  crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took the crabs home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

  1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
  2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think

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