WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL |
I have kleptomania, |
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! |
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. |
Kinky is using a feather. |
Heaven is Where: |
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! |
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. |
Welcome to |
In just two days from now, |
A bartender is just a pharmacist |
The statement below is true. |
I may be schizophrenic, |
I am a Nobody. |
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I'm not your type. |
Dyslexics Have More Nuf. |
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE |
Preserve the Spotted Owl |
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, |
When you work here, |
money isn't everything, |
Reality is only an illusion |
I like cats too. |
Red meat is not bad for you |
I am having an out-of-money experience. |
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" |
Don't sweat the petty things. |
Corduroy pillows are making headlines! |
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, |
I FOUND JESUS! |
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