I got this new deodorant today.
The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells awesome.
I got this new deodorant today.
The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells awesome.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Safeway, Coles, or IGL customers. This one caught me by surprise and I am still paying the price.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic for me and is having a lasting impact. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also, on October 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, then 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, and then the same thing started all over again in November. It happened three times last Monday and it is quite likely to occur again this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant and ready for this scam.
K- Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at the $2 Shop in Sydney Rd and bought out all their supplies.
Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost five kilos just running back and forth from Safeway and Coles to IGL.
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan ..
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes...'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures, $20.00'.
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read,
'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit
......... which now had a button sewn neatly on the end...
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Biggest turn on for guys!
Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this 'chic' procedure...
The going rate on the east coast now exceeds $10,000.
Many men feel it is worth it.
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