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Bushisms

  • "Oftentimes, we live in a processed world, you know, people focus on the process and not results."
  • "The law I sign today directs new funds... to the task of collecting vital intelligence... on weapons of mass production."
  • "It will take time to restore chaos and order."
  • "They have miscalculated me as a leader."
  • "Natural gas is hemispheric... because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
  • "I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."
  • "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
  • "We are making steadfast progress."

George W, Bush


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