Celebrity malapropisms

• "Your ambition - is that right - is to abseil across the English channel?"
     Cilla Black
• "It is beyond my apprehension."
     Danny Ozark, baseball team manager
• "Listen to the blabbing brook."
     Norm Crosby
• "This is unparalyzed in the state's history."
     Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House
• "She's really tough; she's remorseful."
     David Moorcroft
• "And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only channel vision."
     Frank Bruno, boxer
• "Cardial - as in cardial arrest."
     Eve Pollard
• "Marie Scott... has really plummeted to the top."
     Alan Weeks
• "He's going up and down like a metronome."
     Ron Pickering
• "He's on 90... 10 away from that mythical figure."
     Trevor Bailey, cricket commentator
• "Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, Somerset are cruising into the semi-final."
     Fred Trueman
• "We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."
     George W. Bush
• "The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder."
     Richard Daley, former Chicago mayor
• "He was a man of great statue."
     Thomas Menino, Boston mayor
• "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
     Dan Quayle, Vice President
• "Well, that was a cliff-dweller."
     Wes Westrum, about a close baseball game
• "If Gower had stopped that [cricket ball] he would have decapitated his hand."
     Farokh Engineer
• "We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest."
     Valerie Singleton
• "This series has been swings and pendulums all the way through."
     Trevor Bailey, cricket commentator
• "Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."
     Mike Smith, ordering a salad at a restaurant
• "It's got lots of installation."
     Mike Smith, describing his new coat

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