Reindeer Games

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year

  • Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December 
  • Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

clip_image001Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known...

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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