A glass of wine – public service announcement

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... clip_image001
And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria  found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of crap.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Crap,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink Wine and talk stupid, than to drink Water and be full of Shit.


There is no need to Thank Me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a Public Service!

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