Scene: A conversation between two of my friends.
Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Friend #1: What's a GPS override?
Friend #2:
My wife.
***
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
***
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.
***
I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
***
"Needing a man is like needing a parachute.
If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again."
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