Marriage – Isn’t it wonderful

Scene: A conversation between two of my friends.

Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?

Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.

Friend #1: What's a GPS override?

Friend #2:

My wife.


Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."


There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called marriage.


I've had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me, and the second one didn't.


"Needing a man is like needing a parachute.

If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again."

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