Marriage – Isn’t it wonderful

Scene: A conversation between two of my friends.

Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?

Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.

Friend #1: What's a GPS override?

Friend #2:

My wife.

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called marriage.

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I've had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me, and the second one didn't.

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"Needing a man is like needing a parachute.

If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again."

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