Revision of 60s songs

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo as if it was yesterday”.   They include: Bobby Darin ---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash Herman's Hermits ---Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker Ringo Starr ---I Get By With A Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees -- -How Can You Mend A Broken Hip? Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face Johnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly Now. Paul Simon---Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver The Commodores ---Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom               Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade Of Hair Leo Sayer ---You Make Me Feel Like Napping The Temptations ---Papa's Got A Kidney Stone Abba---Denture Queen                             "You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?” Tony Orlando ---Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure,and I'll Cry If I Want To   And Last but NOT least... Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again