Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo as if it was yesterday”.
 They include: Bobby Darin ---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
 Herman's Hermits ---Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker
 Ringo Starr ---I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
  The Bee Gees -- -How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
  Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face   Johnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly Now.  Paul Simon---Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver  The Commodores ---Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade Of Hair
 Leo Sayer ---You Make Me Feel Like Napping  The Temptations ---Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
 Abba---Denture Queen "You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?” Tony Orlando ---Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
 Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
 Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure,and I'll Cry If I Want To
And Last but NOT least... Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again
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nice jokes mate,but this has nothing to do with the revision of science witch was what I was looking for :D
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