Word Play

1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
   
2. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
   
3. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
   
4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
   
5. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
   
6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
   
7. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
   
8. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
   
9. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
   
10. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!