Word Play

  1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
  2. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
  3. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
  4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
  5. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
  6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  7. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  8. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
  9. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  10. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

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