Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,'  she replied  'Just for tonight; let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! ............ That's a great idea!',  he exclaimed.

'Good,'  she replied: 'Get your own f*cking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

** The End **

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