Male Sensitivity
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners.
The class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said:
"Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"
She looked at the men in the room,
"And gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together --- it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her."
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand. "Yes?" answered the teacher.
"I was just wondering. Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
My kind of man! The sensitive type! And always thinking ahead!
Guess The Nationality
- American?
- Swiss?
- Spanish?
- French?
- Italian?
- Brazilian?
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So, what were you thinking?
Remember - Keep Smiling! It makes people wonder what you're up to!
The Irish Millionaire
Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.
"You've done very well so far" said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million pounds you've only got one life-line left – phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question..... will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"
"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
- Sparrow
- Thrush
- Magpie
- Cuckoo?
"I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''So I'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin ."
Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
"Bloody hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple...... It's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm am sure."
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.
"Dat it is, Sir."
There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!"
"Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"
"Because he lives in a clock!"
