Aussie trucker and the Emu

An Aussie Trucker walks into an outback cafe' with an Emu beside him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.

The trucker says, 'A Hamburger, Fries and a Coke,' and turns to the emu,  'What's yours?'

'Sounds great, I'll have the  same,' says the emu.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be  $9.40
please,' and the Trucker reaches into his pocket and pulls out the  exact  change and pays.


The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, 'A Hamburger,  Fries and a Coke.'

The emu says, ' Sounds great, I'll have the same.'

Again the trucker reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until Friday. 'The usual?' asks the  waitress.

'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a Steak, Baked Potato and a Salad,'  says the man.

' Same for me,' says the emu.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places  it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me mate,  how do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every  time?'

'Well, love' says  the  trucker, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there.' says the man.

Still curious the waitress asks, 'What's with the bloody emu?"

The trucker pauses, sighs, and answers,

'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big arse and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.’

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