Marriage

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband:
Nothing.
Wife:
'Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband:
'I was looking for the expiration date.'  
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby:
'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'  
Wife:
'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby:
'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'  
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'  
Boy:
'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'  
Girl:
'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'  
Mom:
'Well, you have done the right thing.'  
Son:
'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'

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