Annual Medical Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.

"60 kilos," I said.

The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 87.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"

"168cm," I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 158.

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a b * tch!

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