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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY
!
Must sell washer and dryer ₤100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

 


**** And the WINNER is... ****



FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition,  ₤200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

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