Sick Leave

Fred calls into work and says, 'Hey boss, I can’t come to work today, I’m really sick . I’ve got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I can’t come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Fred, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work… You try that.'

Two hours later Fred calls again. 'I did what you said and I feel Great.. I’ll be at work soon.....

....You’ve got a nice house, boss!'

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