From wikipedia.org
Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It's full of elephants.
Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There's an empty Mini parked outside.
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Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a plum?
A: Their color.
Q: What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants.
Q: What did Jane say to Tarzan when she saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the plums; she was color blind.
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Q: What did the Dallas chief of police say when the elephant walked into the police station?
A: Nothing! He didn't notice.
From Time Magazine
Q. How do you lift an elephant?
A. Put him on an acorn and let it grow.
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Q. How can you tell there's an elephant in your bathtub?
A. You can smell the peanuts on his breath.
Q. How do you prevent an elephant from charging?
A. You take away his credit card.
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Q. Why are elephants gray?
A. So you can tell them from blueberries.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A. "Here come the elephants."
Q. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
A. "Here come the blueberries," because she is color blind.
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Q. Why do elephants wear sneakers?
A. To creep up on mice.
Q. Why do elephants wear green sneakers?
A. To hide in the tall grass.
Q. Why do elephants wear red sneakers?
A. Because their green ones are in the laundry.
