Another Jewish Mother joke

A 20-year-old Jewish girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for 2 months and is pregnant.

Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you?
I want to know!"

Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half-an-hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl and says: "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem.

"I am sorry but I am unable to marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take full responsibility. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami and a $1,000,000 bank account."

"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewellery stores and a $25,000,000 bank account."

"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do. What do you.....err....suggest?"

All are silent at this point. The mother places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and says decisively:

"So, you should try again."

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