Adam's hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asks him:
''What's wrong with you?''
Adam says he doesn't have anyone to talk to.
God says he'll make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
Adam asks God:
''What's a woman?''
God says:
''This pretty creature will gather food for you, she will cook for you and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you passion whenever you need it, and always when you want it.''
Adam asks God:
''What will a woman like this cost?''
God replies:
''An arm, a leg, an eye and a testicle.''
Adam says,
''Whoa, that's a bit extreme. What can I get for a rib?''
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