Gratuitous Eddie McGuire Joke

I remember being stuck in a massive traffic jam on the Eastern Freeway.

A cop was walking from car to car:

"Eddie McGuire is up front, threatening to pour petrol on his Porsche and set it alight. Apparently he's fallen on bad times and the finance company is going to foreclose. We're trying to help out by taking up a collection."

"Have you collected much so far?"

"About 25 litres."

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