Father Ted

Ted:

"That used to be quite common you know, the favourite son would become a doctor and the idiot son would be sent off to the priesthood"

Dougal:

"Your brother's a doctor isn't he?"

Ted:

"Yes!"

Centre of the universe

On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth.

“Let there be light,” He said, and there was light. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening—the first night.

 

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