Funeral expenses

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem .

While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband,

"You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .

The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .

The undertaker asked him,

"why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"

The husband replied,

"Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead...

I just can’t take that chance!"

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