A Collingwood girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the assessor.
"Ten" she replies.
"Ten?"says the Centrelink worker. "What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Collingwood girl. "If they playing in the street I just shout NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY or NATHAN GO TO BED and they all do it ..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" asks the perturbed Centrelink worker.
"Easy," says the Collingwood girl ... "I just use their surnames."
(that’s awful, discriminatory and funny)
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