Have you heard about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac…?

Have you heard about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac who used to lie awake at night and wonder if there was a dog?

English lesson

English Teacher:

“In English, a double negative forms a positive.

“In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

“However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah . . .right."

Weather Forecasting Stone

A skeleton walks into bar …

A skeleton walks into bar and says: "I'd like a beer... and a mop."