Maybe we should hire a consultant …

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Maybe we should hire a consultant to figure out why production has slowed down.

What's the difference between a banjo player …

Q: What's the difference between a banjo player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Prince Harry says to The Queen

Prince Harry says to The Queen,

"I say Nanny, I can't find my personal packet of ginger biscuits - have you seen them?"

The Queen says

"No dear, I'll ask your grandfather."

"Philip - Have you seen Harry's ginger nuts?"

Prince Philip replies

"I think the whole bl**dy world has seen them by now, Liz!"

iPhone 5 Maps–Hey we all make mistakes

Drive though a shopping centre

Where’s Sydney

Derwent River Blocked

(Google on right)

Where’s the MCG?

See more at The Age

An iPhone 5 user walks into

... a bar, a laundromat, a field.

He's not too sure!

Mobile phone